Vikings IRL
Sarah is losing her mind.
Sarah: Sometimes I just notice how booby my boobs are.
Sarah: Like..
Sarah: so much boob.
Ingvild: ...
Ingvild: what
Ingvild: : even'
Sarah: They're right there.
Sarah: Being booby.
Sarah: And I'm just....what are you doing, boobs?
Ingvild: I don't even know what is going on right now
Ingvild: You're describing your boobs
Ingvild: as booby...
Ingvild: You just made boob an adjective.
Ingvild: How does that even happen
Sarah: Boobs.
Ingvild: Only in Sarah land
Ingvild: Boobs are great and all
Ingvild: but booby?
Ingvild: Boobs are booby?
Sarah: But I was sitting here, and there are right here and I was just struck by how much boob there is.
Sarah: I don't know what I am talking about anymore.

Ingvild: I left a heartfelt comment on your page.
Ingvild: Basically the definition of our friendship
Ingvild:  I put my whole heart into it
Ingvild: teared up a little
Ingvild: I hope you like it 

 

Ingvild: Goin' out for pizza later
Ingvild: UGH NO
Ingvild: THIS MEANS I HAVE TO SHOWER AND ACT LIKE A HUMAN BEING
Ingvild: But... pizza.
Sarah: Why not just bring the pizza home like lazy people.
Ingvild: Because the whole point is going out and hanging with peeps from mah class
Sarah: But eurgh, people
Ingvild: Tell me about it
Sarah: On the other side...pizza
Ingvild: sobs
Discussing sign language.
Ingvild: The cool thing about this, is if we both learn it, we can converse supah secret lawllll
Ingvild: (Except the deaf will know)
Sarah: I have tried before though, and I'm terrible at it.
Ingvild: Wait shit
Ingvild: Hands
Sarah: INDEED
Sarah: I really want a tattoo but NEEDLES AND PAIN
Sarah: I'd probably do great while getting it
Sarah: I am just afraid to GO IN
Gingervild: What would you get?
Sarah: dragon or a phoenix. Probably a dragon
Gingervild: Where
Gingervild: What would it look like
Gingervild: CAN I DESIGN IT
Sarah: I don't know yet. Shoulder I think. Shoulderblade maybe.
Sarah: I don't know, go ahead
Gingervild: Clichépants
Sarah: I know
Sarah: but where would you pu tit?
Gingervild: On my nose
Sarah: xD
Sarah: YEAH
Sarah: GREAT IDEA
Gingervild: So it looked like it was going in one nostril and coming out the other
Gingervild: That'd be like the dragon cave
Sarah: Youwould get every job you applied too
Gingervild: And when it was cold outside and I was breathing through my nose it'd just be the dragon snoring.
Story of our lives.

Story of our lives.

I don’t remember the context of this AT ALL, but I think Ingvild was saying something and I called bullshit. Then I made other stuff. 

aloofdinosaur:

Me and Sarah are having a heated conversation about beards. 

… We are such weird people. 

Truth.